Sunday, May 25, 2008

Dear Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC)

Please quit your chickenhawk, pro-war stance because it doesn't make you look manly and it doesn't make up for the fact that you

-look like an old lesbian,
-speak with a pronounced lisp, and
-have a woman's name.

Want to know what would be manly? Supporting the GI Bill.

Sincerely,
The General Public That You Want To Send To Fight Your Wars

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